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Dairy Farmer at Disney
Well, The Farmer and his family took a trip down to Disney World. And he probably thought he could get away from us.Fat chance.Dairy Cow at EpcotI had a great time stalking following him around the...
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Two terrible things can happen in the middle of summer: you can get stupid from being out of school and you can get hot. But what if you could cure both of those ills with one delicious treat?...
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Butter, Meat, and Cheese Are Good For You?!?
No, you are not living in The Matrix. I am talking about how all the stuff you've gone to great lengths to exclude from your diet has been wrong. Go ahead and do the happy dance. Or at least sway to...
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Hidden Farmer Cam
Nothing beats documentation when you want to prove animal abuse. Let us introduce Exhibit A, the hidden farmer camera from last week in the calf barn.WATCH CLOSELY!Did you see the cruelty? Did you see...
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Dear Starbucks, About That #OrganicMilkNext
"Are you getting your usual White Chocolate Mocha, Bessie?"Dear Starbucks,We love your coffee and wish The Farmer would serve it to us on a regular basis. Over the weekend we saw quite a bit of...
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Thankful For Honesty
Last week everyone had the opportunity to reflect on the things they are thankful for. Me? I could easily say a clean water trough and a fresh scoop of feed and getting to hear Shake It Off one more...
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Milk For Christmas
Are you looking for the perfect Christmas present? Diamonds, darling, used to be a girl's best friend, but no more. Don't even think about things with a cord (washer, crockpot, or iron) if you wish to...
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Top Posts of 2014
Happy New Year! 2014 may have come and gone, but these most read reports are here to stay! What did readers read and share the most?Dear Starbucks...Quarantined MilkInteractive Valentine's Gift...
View ArticleDairy Cow Dating Service
Well, I did it again. I stayed up checking my profile page for hits and, yawn, didn't go to bed on time. Of course, The Farmer caught me.Unfortunately I had to give 449 a tardy slip for being late to...
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Easy Nut, Soy, and Rice Milk Recipe
Are you looking for an easy recipe for how to make milk from beans, nuts, or rice? Then look no further!How To Make Your Own Milk Gather your choice of beans, nuts, and rice.Feed them to a dairy...
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Fifty Shades of Hay
There is one book making the rounds from cow to cow on the farm. Everyone is salivating over their favorite part and let me tell you that certain pages are definitely dog eared.Fifty Shades of HayOh,...
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Where Are The Verified Farmers?
So the cows have been having an interesting discussion on who are the most popular people. Actors and actresses were named. Others cited athletes that they liked. Soon the discussion turned to music...
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Don Schindler on Verified Famers
Most of the time we like to think of ourselves as experts here, but sometimes you have to call in the big guns. Today we brought in Don Schindler, the Senior Vice President, Digital Initiatives at...
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Wash Your Brain With Milk
Not to sound like a television infomerical...But milk is a virtual wonder liquid and the more it is researched the more positive uses are found. The latest study on milk shows that it can literally...
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Watching Grass Grow Is Fun
Watching grass grow is fun. It is actually more than fun.Grow grass, grow!Staring longingly at those long green stems across the fence everyday. Mentally measuring each day's growth.Fantasizing about...
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Six Uses For An Invisible Fence For Farm Dogs
Dogs. What good are they anyway?One of the things that concern us as cows is having dogs on the farm. Are they going to work or cause trouble? Maybe we're worried about their safety and ours. Maybe you...
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Get More With Milk!
Some of us are born lucky and some of us make our own luck. I think I started with the former and will do my best on the latter. Being born at the end of May enabled me to experience my first June...
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The Big Scooper!
I had an epiphany. There I was standing in the night pasture almost ready to go in for the morning milking when I looked up and saw it.The Big Dipper hung right over me. The wheels in my brain started...
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Cow Appreciation Day On The Farm
Okay, so most new calves are up and nursing their momma pretty soon. Others, like me, need a little help. I was starving, well, maybe not starving, but I was very hungry for some milk and I told my...
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Studying Cow Comfort
"Who's giving me my pedicure?"Yesterday The Farmer went back to school. Sort of. The Tennessee Department of Agriculture has several "Master" programs that farmers can take advantage of for different...
View ArticleThe Cruel Lives Of Calves Without A TV
Think of the minimal requirement for the modern world. If you said the television then you, sir or madam, are correct. So I ask you why does The Farmer not allow us to have one in the calf barn?There...
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Fall Days
Hallelujah! Hallelujah for fall! We are watching with salivating mouths for the fall harvest and The Farmer is getting on it. Hay!And sweet corn silage!Life is good! And even more so when it is feeding...
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A Poem For Grace The Calf
They say write what you know so here's my little ditty for National Poetry Day.We're always glad to be fed, but some of us, like Grace, would love it if The Farmer would hurry up! Agent 2476, reporting...
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Rain Makes Corn Silage
Lets say coming in to be milked was tough on a few of us this morning and maybe The Farmer was right about wanting a Dunkin Donuts on the farm, you know, for the coffee. Last night a few of us went to...
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5th Year Anniversary: The Farmer's New Blog
Well, well, well. If The Farmer doesn't think he's hot stuff. The fifth year anniversary is wood or silverware, not a new blog!Farmer Bright: Lost in Thoughts!?!Lost in thoughts, indeedYes, we find it...
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